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MORTON AND THE GHOST ARE TWO UNDEAD BFFS LIVING IN A POST-APOCALICIOUS WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING TURNS OUT OKAY. JOIN THE DEPARTED DUO ON THEIR ADVENTURES, RIGHT HERE AT WORRYING IS THE WORST DOT COM!

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GREENGLASS MANOR ANIMATED (NEW!!)
SPIDEY-SENSE (NEW!)
PAC-MAN MUST DIE
SUSPENDED ANIMATION
LATTER DAYS (2017-2022)

BAD PERSON
TENTACLE CULT
DESERT DRAWING
YOUNG CTHULU
SOME DRAWINGS
 STAIRS
GREENGLASS MANOR
SCREWDRIVER DETECTIVE
LOST MAH KEYS
THE LIFETIME WARRANTY CH.1
THE LIFETIME WARRANTY CH.2
THE LIFETIME WARRANTY CH.3
THE LIFETIME WARRANTY (BOOK)
DEPRESSION CAN’T SURVIVE
YOU ARE AN AMOEBA (THE GAME)

MIDDLE DAYS (2013-2017)

A GRACIOUS HOST
MORTON’S CUPS
THE SARR CHASM
THE BIRD KING CH.1
THE BIRD KING CH.2
THE BIRD KING CH.3
THE BIRD KING CH.4
THE BIRD KING CH.5
THE BIRD KING CH.6
THE BIRD KING CH.7
THE BIRD KING CH.8: EPILOGUE
ABOUT WORRYING IS THE WORST
 BIRD IN THE HOUSE
SNAKE CHARMER’S GUIDE
BEAT POEM
FOUR A.M. COMICS
THE DOOMSDAY COMPUTER CH.1
THE DOOMSDAY COMPUTER CH.2
THE DOOMSDAY COMPUTER CH.3
THE DOOMSDAY COMPUTER CH.4
THE DOOMSDAY COMPUTER CH.5
EGGS
AN UNCANNY SOLACE
IT’S SO COLD
THE NEW YORK I IMAGINED
THE GEOLOGY OF TRUST
MERMACTIVISM
METEOROLOGY
JUSTICE IS SERVED
TATTOOS

EARLY DAYS (2012-2013)

A CONVENIENT TRUTH
GLADIATOR
POLITICAL CARTOON
MAGNUM OPUS
UNFINISHED BUSINESS
WORRYING IS THE WORST





SCREWDRIVER DETECTIVE (MAY 2013) 

i have a curse, where i live my life in the shadow of dad jokes constantly popping up in my consciousness. this one is good, but i’ve got some bad ones.   

Q: why did the professor move to hawaii? 
A: he wanted to go into macademia.  

Q: why did the turkish man test his sheep’s blood?
A: he wanted to make a universal döner.